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    deano0619
    Don't you ever say Rush is shitty you greasy bastard!
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    j.vanasse0327
    Your cheese burger cock stays
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    xxsmirksxx420
    in bubbles voice "stop eating fucking cheeseburgers randy"
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    inttepid
    "I'm gona pop your head off and watch all those greasy cheese burgers pore out the hole and I'll bet you'll lose 50 pounds in the process"
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    s_viewprojections
    Freak off!!Holy freakin cheeseburger Fridays you didn't give me time to take off my shirt!!Aaahhh your grip is tighter than Mr. laheys bottom on a sober night!!!Aahh Julian help me take off my shirt!
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    woolwine_donald
    fuck,ass, pussy,cock, shit, dick, bastard, damn, mother fucker, bitch, asshole, those are your fucking lines you stupid son of a bitch. now get it right or we'll never get giving paid cocksucker!
    0 votes
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    hunter.williamson06
    You traded our our dope...for cheeseburgers and liquor?
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    waterwashington
    Fuck your lawyer, the cock stays!
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    jamestwaite
    The Green Bastard vs. The Cheeseburger Walrus... and what the fuck is up with the shirt?
    0 votes
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    yargeaufam2730
    you anit stopping no movie you cheeseburgler fuck you
    0 votes
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    williamsonfritz
    Randy yougreasy cheeseburger eating walrus you smoked all of Ricky's weed and ate all my catfood. What the fuck!
    1 vote
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    a7xlost1
    That Moment When someone mistakes your kitty for a cheese burger...
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    jlehman92
    Green Bastard chokes out the Mustard Tiger!
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    eli-hunter
    Come ya greasy onion ring, and bologna skin eating Bastard. Try messing with Shitrock again!
    1 vote
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    ksamtf
    The cock stays in the movie! The cock stays in the movie you fackin fack.
    0 votes
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    robisapirate
    THE COCK STAYS IN! BITCH TITS!
    4 votes
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    Owen Wright
    Damn I Said No More Farting in the Fucking Car
    7 votes
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    adam_veri
    I said...I'm off...the cheeseburgers.
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    alimcbpamho
    Your keeping your shirt on Randy.
    1 vote
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    nathanxmas
    Whos your fucking cheeseburger Pat? Not me you dirty son of a bitch!
    0 votes
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    craigtfalkner
    Die you dirty cheeseburger eating bastard
    0 votes
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    Vansnick85
    Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
    0 votes
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    elb8652
    The cock stays, Pat. I like cocks, you cheeseburger eatin' son of a whore!
    0 votes
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    brian.angie
    The world will see your balls!!
    0 votes
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    bradtribble
    Frig off randy u chessebuger eatin walrus lookin basted
    0 votes
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    churchisbad
    I love choking the Fucking chicken boys
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    Patcharles8900
    Pull that cock out, let's see this little pickle that's causing all the fuss.
    0 votes
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    joeyoung2008
    Randy I had to rock a piss and you were looking at my bird now your dead you greasy son of a bitch
    1 vote
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    Mark McQuillan
    "I'll squeeze you so hard, you'll shit out cheeseburgers'"
    1 vote
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    Jacob Zohar
    i can't tell if thats his other chin or Mike's arm
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