Well, my stinkiest story is pretty embarrassing but I guess for an Ipad I will tell it.
I was dating a girl for a few weeks and I decided that I wanted to make it official with her and become boyfriend and girlfriend "officially". That night I brought her out to dinner and we had an enormous meal, after dinner I made it clear that I wanted to become official and she agreed so needless to say I was very happy and I thought nothing could ruin the moment, I was wrong. I was so full and I could not help but to pass a little gas, hoping it would not smell. I was wrong...It smelled so bad that it actually caused my NEW GIRLFRIEND TO RUN TO THE BATHROOM AND THROW UP!...things were never the same between us.