Once upon a time in the land of college I caught a virus that infected my knowledge. I was sitting in the middle of a class with one of the smartest teachers in the school. There was a virus going around the whole school that infected many students. I started to feel extremely sick and I ended up throwing up all over the floor in front of the entire class. This virus also gives you diarrhea. I also pooped all over my pants. I was so embarrassed I ran out of the class and ran to the bathroom but I threw up all over the steps on the way! I made my way to the dorms to get cleaned up and I was just hoping no one was in sight to see me. I had poop all over my pants. This was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me!