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Tell us the STINKIEST moment in your life. Like that one time after that half-marathon when the smell from your shoes made your mom pass out! We want to hear it!
The SMELLIEST story, chosen by the Squelch Smell Extraordinaires, will win an Apple Ipad. We can only handle so much stink, therefore we advise keeping your story short and straight to the STINKY details. No pictures needed. Good luck and Smell you later.
Prize: The SMELLIEST story will be chosen by the Squelch Smell Extraordinaires. The winner will receive a new Apple iPad with Retina Display 16GB WIFI.
SQUELCH iPad SWEEPSTAKES OFFICIAL RULES NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. OPEN ONLY TO LEGAL RESIDENTS OF THE 50 UNITED STATES (AND D.C.) 18 YEARS OF AGE AND OLDER ONLY 1. HOW TO ENTER: Sweepstakes to begin on July 29, 2013 (the “Start Date”) and shall run through 12:01AM September 30, 2012 (the “End Date”) (the period from the Start Date to the End Date being referred to herein as the “Promotion Period”) after which we will be giving away (1) one Apple iPad with Retina Display, WIFI and 16GB. The use of automated devices to complete any entries is prohibited. Entry pages may also include survey questions; completion of any online survey is optional and not required for entry in the sweepstakes. Entries may also be submitted via US Postal Service, address: iPad Giveaway, Bioforte USA LLC, 4801 Linton Blvd. 11A No. 643, Delray Beach, FL 33445. One total entry accepted per household. 2. ELIGIBILITY: Open to residents of the 50 United States and the District of Columbia, 18 years of age and older as of the Start Date, except for employees of Bioforte USA LLC (“Bioforte”) and any of their affiliates, subsidiaries and agencies (collectively, the “Promotion Parties”), and members of their immediate families or persons living in the same household. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. 3. THE DECISION: A decision will be made by the Squelch Team (the “Sponsor”) within (7) seven days following the End Date referenced in Section 1 herein. One winner will be chosen from all Online Entries and Entries received before 12:01 AM [Eastern Time] on the End Date. The decision will be made by the Squelch Team. The winner of the Contest will be notified by e-mail/mail and/or telephone (to be determined at Sponsor's option) and, in order to receive his or her prize, will be required to sign and return any required Affidavit of Eligibility, Release of Liability and Publicity Release within seven days after notification, or the winner will forfeit the prize, and an alternate winner will be selected. The return of any prize or prize notification as undeliverable may result in disqualification and may result in an alternate winner being selected. 4. PRIZES: (1) one Grand Prize: An Apple iPad with Retina Display, WIFI and 16GB, approximate retail value: $499.00. We are giving away a total of one prize in this promotion. Winners are not permitted to make any substitution or transfer of the prize, but Sponsor reserves the right to substitute a prize of equal or greater value. All prizes will be awarded, if claimed. 5. GENERAL RULES: All income taxes resulting from the acceptance of any prize are the sole responsibility of the winner. By entering the sweepstakes, you accept and agree to these Official Rules and the decisions of the Squelch Team, which shall be final in all matters. By accepting any prize, the winner agrees to hold the Promotion Parties, their directors, officers, employees and assigns harmless against any and all claims and liability arising out of any use of the prize. Acceptance also constitutes permission from the winner to the Promotion Parties to use the winner's name, likeness and biographical information for marketing purposes without further compensation or right of approval, unless prohibited by law. The Promotion Parties are not responsible for any causes beyond their reasonable control, including (without limitation) lost or late mail, technical, hardware or software malfunctions, lost, intermittent, unreliable or unavailable network connections, or failed, incorrect, inaccurate, incomplete, garbled or delayed electronic communications whether caused by the sender, by any third party, or by any of the equipment or programming associated with or utilized in this sweepstakes, or by any human error which may occur in the processing of the entries in this sweepstakes. If, in the Squelch Team’s opinion, there is any suspected evidence of tampering with any portion of the promotion, or if technical difficulties compromise the integrity of the promotion, the Squelch Team reserves the right to modify or terminate the sweepstakes in a manner deemed reasonable by the Squelch Team in its sole discretion. In the event a dispute arises as to the identity of a potentially winning online entrant, entries made by Internet will be declared made by the name on the online entry form. The decision of the Squelch Team is final. All federal and state laws apply. 6. SPONSOR INDEMNIFICATION: Participants agree to indemnify and hold Bioforte, its agencies and their respective affiliates, officers, directors, agents, co-branders or other partners, and any of their employees (collectively, the "Indemnities"), harmless from any and all claims, damages, expenses, costs (including reasonable attorneys' fees) and liabilities (including settlements), brought or asserted by any third party against any of the Indemnities due to or arising out of the Participant's Submission, or the Participant's conduct in creating a Submission or otherwise in connection with this Sweepstakes, including but not limited to claims for trademark infringement, copyright infringement; violation of an individual's right of publicity or right of privacy; or defamation. Participant further agrees to release Bioforte from any and all claims that any advertising subsequently produced, presented, and/or prepared by or on behalf of Bioforte infringes Participant's rights with regard to any elements, characters or ideas contained in any submission. 7. FACEBOOK INDEMNIFICATION: All entrants and participants acknowledge that Facebook in no way endorses, administers, sponsors or is associated with this Sweepstakes. Additionally, all entrants and participants acknowledge that they when participating in and or entering into this sweepstakes any personal information provided is directed solely to Bioforte and NOT Facebook. All entrants and participants in this Sweepstakes shall release and hold harmless Facebook and its subsidiaries from any loss or damages incurred through their participation in this sweepstakes. BEFORE YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE, YOU MUST EXPRESSLY AGREE AND CONSENT TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS OF SERVICE AND PRIVACY POLICY OF FACEBOOK. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THESE TERMS, PLEASE DO NOT USE FACEBOOK OR ENTER THE CONTEST. 8. WINNERS' LIST: For a list of the names of the winners this Sweepstakes, which we will make available after September 30, 2012, please send a self-addressed, stamped (#10) envelope to: iPad2 Giveaway, Bioforte USA LLC, 4801 Linton Blvd. 11A No. 643, Delray Beach, FL 33445 SWEEPSTAKES SPONSOR: Bioforte USA LLC 4801 Linton Blvd. 11A No. 643 Delray Beach, FL 33445 Privacy Policy: SQUELCH PRIVACY POLICY Last Updated: July 16, 2013 Your privacy concerns are important to us at Bioforte USA LLC ("Bioforte"), and we are committed to protecting your privacy. Please read the following Privacy Policy to understand how your personal information will be treated as you use the web site from which you have accessed this Privacy Policy (the “Web Site”). When you use this Web Site, you consent to the use of your personal information by Bioforte in the manner specified in this Privacy Policy. This policy may change periodically, so please check back from time to time. For your information, the date of the last update to this Privacy Policy is stated at the top of this document. Use of the SquelchIt.com Web Site after this policy is updated indicates your consent to the changed terms of this policy. THIS POLICY WILL EXPLAIN: • What Information We Collect From You, and How We Use That Information • How We Protect Your Information • Bioforte Ownership of Information • Questions About the Privacy Policy WHAT INFORMATION WE COLLECT AND HOW WE USE THAT INFORMATION BIOFORTE does not collect any personally identifiable information from you (e.g., name, address, telephone number, e-mail address) unless you voluntarily choose to disclose such information. We will not sell, trade or rent your personally identifiable information to third parties. Your information may be used for research on usage patterns, product development, online site customization, targeted marketing, entry into contests, promotions, or sweepstakes, customer satisfaction surveys, customer purchasing habits or other purchasing information. If you do not want your personally identifiable information collected, do not submit it to us. Aggregate Information: We collect non-personal information about our customers and Web Site users, and aggregate this statistical information in order to improve our Web Site and the online experience for our users generally. When we say that we may share such information in "aggregate" form, we mean that we will not disclose individual names, addresses, telephone numbers and e-mail addresses unless we have your permission. External companies may be provided aggregate information about our customers and Web Site users on an anonymous basis. Use of IP Addresses: An Internet Protocol ("IP") address is a number that is automatically assigned to your computer whenever you are surfing the Web. Web servers automatically identify your computer by its IP address. When visitors request pages from the Web Site, our servers log the guests' IP addresses. We do not normally link IP addresses to anything personally identifiable, which means that a visitor's session will be logged, but the visitor remains anonymous to us. BIOFORTE collects IP addresses for the purposes of system administration and to audit the use of this Web Site. We also use IP addresses to collect statistical information to send to our advertisers and for other marketing and promotional purposes. Users under 18 years old are not allowed to enter this sweepstakes herein. When appropriate, BIOFORTE may ask you to indicate your age to verify compliance with these policies. Bioforte does not knowingly collect information from our guests under 13 years of age or provide any personally identifying information from such guests to any third party for any reason whatsoever. We do not allow guests known to be under 13 years of age to receive direct marketing communications from Bioforte or from third parties. If we learn or have reason to suspect that a participant user is under age 13, we will promptly delete any personal information that might be stored regarding that user or in that user's account. Change of Ownership or Control: In the event that Bioforte becomes owned or controlled by other individuals or entities, the information we have collected may be transferred to such party or parties. In addition, in order to accommodate changes in our business, we may sell our company or portions of our company or its assets, or sell or buy portions of other companies or their assets. These assets may include information that we have collected through the Web Site. If Bioforte or substantially all of its assets are acquired (or substantially all of the assets relating to that portion of its business responsible for the Web Site), our customer information will be one of the assets transferred to the acquirer. HOW WE PROTECT YOUR INFORMATION Transmission Errors or Unauthorized Acts: Unfortunately, no data transmission over the Internet can be guaranteed to be 100% secure. As a result, while we strive to protect your personal information, Bioforte cannot ensure or warrant the security of any information you transmit to us or any information provided by our on-line products or services, and you do so at your own risk. Bioforte will not be liable for disclosures of your personal information due to errors in transmission or unauthorized acts of third parties. However, once we receive your transmission, we do our best to ensure its security on our systems by making reasonable efforts to protect the information. Security: Any information provided to Bioforte is treated with reasonable care and discretion. When information is shared, Bioforte will take commercially reasonable steps to require that the information be kept private and not be misused. QUESTIONS ABOUT THE PRIVACY POLICY Privacy and security are important to us all. We pursue a full-disclosure approach to responsibly care for the information you have entrusted with us, and we depend on information sharing as our principal means to best serve you. This is why we are committed to building a trusting relationship with you. We will continually monitor customer feedback and seek to improve our services to meet your needs. If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, or would like to provide comments, you can send us an e-mail at info@squelchit.com or by mail to Attn: Webmaster, Bioforte USA LLC 4801 Linton Blvd 11A #643 Delray Beach, FL 33445 By accessing the online Sweepstakes, you agree to be bound by this Privacy Statement. If you do not agree to the terms of this Privacy Statement, please do not participate in this Sweepstakes. Each time you use the Site, the current version of this Privacy Statement will apply. When you use the Site you should check the date of this Privacy Statement (which appears at the top) and review any changes since the last version.
Stinky Story Sweepstakes
Tell us the STINKIEST moment in your life. Like that one time after that half-marathon when the smell from your shoes made your mom pass out! We want to hear it!
The SMELLIEST story, chosen by the Squelch Smell Extraordinaires, will win an Apple Ipad. We can only handle so much stink, therefore we advise keeping your story short and straight to the STINKY details. No pictures needed. Good luck and Smell you later.
Prize: The SMELLIEST story will be chosen by the Squelch Smell Extraordinaires. The winner will receive a new Apple iPad with Retina Display 16GB WIFI.
SQUELCH iPad SWEEPSTAKES OFFICIAL RULES NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. OPEN ONLY TO LEGAL RESIDENTS OF THE 50 UNITED STATES (AND D.C.) 18 YEARS OF AGE AND OLDER ONLY 1. HOW TO ENTER: Sweepstakes to begin on July 29, 2013 (the “Start Date”) and shall run through 12:01AM September 30, 2012 (the “End Date”) (the period from the Start Date to the End Date being referred to herein as the “Promotion Period”) after which we will be giving away (1) one Apple iPad with Retina Display, WIFI and 16GB. The use of automated devices to complete any entries is prohibited. Entry pages may also include survey questions; completion of any online survey is optional and not required for entry in the sweepstakes. Entries may also be submitted via US Postal Service, address: iPad Giveaway, Bioforte USA LLC, 4801 Linton Blvd. 11A No. 643, Delray Beach, FL 33445. One total entry accepted per household. 2. ELIGIBILITY: Open to residents of the 50 United States and the District of Columbia, 18 years of age and older as of the Start Date, except for employees of Bioforte USA LLC (“Bioforte”) and any of their affiliates, subsidiaries and agencies (collectively, the “Promotion Parties”), and members of their immediate families or persons living in the same household. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. 3. THE DECISION: A decision will be made by the Squelch Team (the “Sponsor”) within (7) seven days following the End Date referenced in Section 1 herein. One winner will be chosen from all Online Entries and Entries received before 12:01 AM [Eastern Time] on the End Date. The decision will be made by the Squelch Team. The winner of the Contest will be notified by e-mail/mail and/or telephone (to be determined at Sponsor's option) and, in order to receive his or her prize, will be required to sign and return any required Affidavit of Eligibility, Release of Liability and Publicity Release within seven days after notification, or the winner will forfeit the prize, and an alternate winner will be selected. The return of any prize or prize notification as undeliverable may result in disqualification and may result in an alternate winner being selected. 4. PRIZES: (1) one Grand Prize: An Apple iPad with Retina Display, WIFI and 16GB, approximate retail value: $499.00. We are giving away a total of one prize in this promotion. Winners are not permitted to make any substitution or transfer of the prize, but Sponsor reserves the right to substitute a prize of equal or greater value. All prizes will be awarded, if claimed. 5. GENERAL RULES: All income taxes resulting from the acceptance of any prize are the sole responsibility of the winner. By entering the sweepstakes, you accept and agree to these Official Rules and the decisions of the Squelch Team, which shall be final in all matters. By accepting any prize, the winner agrees to hold the Promotion Parties, their directors, officers, employees and assigns harmless against any and all claims and liability arising out of any use of the prize. Acceptance also constitutes permission from the winner to the Promotion Parties to use the winner's name, likeness and biographical information for marketing purposes without further compensation or right of approval, unless prohibited by law. The Promotion Parties are not responsible for any causes beyond their reasonable control, including (without limitation) lost or late mail, technical, hardware or software malfunctions, lost, intermittent, unreliable or unavailable network connections, or failed, incorrect, inaccurate, incomplete, garbled or delayed electronic communications whether caused by the sender, by any third party, or by any of the equipment or programming associated with or utilized in this sweepstakes, or by any human error which may occur in the processing of the entries in this sweepstakes. If, in the Squelch Team’s opinion, there is any suspected evidence of tampering with any portion of the promotion, or if technical difficulties compromise the integrity of the promotion, the Squelch Team reserves the right to modify or terminate the sweepstakes in a manner deemed reasonable by the Squelch Team in its sole discretion. In the event a dispute arises as to the identity of a potentially winning online entrant, entries made by Internet will be declared made by the name on the online entry form. The decision of the Squelch Team is final. All federal and state laws apply. 6. SPONSOR INDEMNIFICATION: Participants agree to indemnify and hold Bioforte, its agencies and their respective affiliates, officers, directors, agents, co-branders or other partners, and any of their employees (collectively, the "Indemnities"), harmless from any and all claims, damages, expenses, costs (including reasonable attorneys' fees) and liabilities (including settlements), brought or asserted by any third party against any of the Indemnities due to or arising out of the Participant's Submission, or the Participant's conduct in creating a Submission or otherwise in connection with this Sweepstakes, including but not limited to claims for trademark infringement, copyright infringement; violation of an individual's right of publicity or right of privacy; or defamation. Participant further agrees to release Bioforte from any and all claims that any advertising subsequently produced, presented, and/or prepared by or on behalf of Bioforte infringes Participant's rights with regard to any elements, characters or ideas contained in any submission. 7. FACEBOOK INDEMNIFICATION: All entrants and participants acknowledge that Facebook in no way endorses, administers, sponsors or is associated with this Sweepstakes. Additionally, all entrants and participants acknowledge that they when participating in and or entering into this sweepstakes any personal information provided is directed solely to Bioforte and NOT Facebook. All entrants and participants in this Sweepstakes shall release and hold harmless Facebook and its subsidiaries from any loss or damages incurred through their participation in this sweepstakes. BEFORE YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE, YOU MUST EXPRESSLY AGREE AND CONSENT TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS OF SERVICE AND PRIVACY POLICY OF FACEBOOK. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THESE TERMS, PLEASE DO NOT USE FACEBOOK OR ENTER THE CONTEST. 8. WINNERS' LIST: For a list of the names of the winners this Sweepstakes, which we will make available after September 30, 2012, please send a self-addressed, stamped (#10) envelope to: iPad2 Giveaway, Bioforte USA LLC, 4801 Linton Blvd. 11A No. 643, Delray Beach, FL 33445 SWEEPSTAKES SPONSOR: Bioforte USA LLC 4801 Linton Blvd. 11A No. 643 Delray Beach, FL 33445 Privacy Policy: SQUELCH PRIVACY POLICY Last Updated: July 16, 2013 Your privacy concerns are important to us at Bioforte USA LLC ("Bioforte"), and we are committed to protecting your privacy. Please read the following Privacy Policy to understand how your personal information will be treated as you use the web site from which you have accessed this Privacy Policy (the “Web Site”). When you use this Web Site, you consent to the use of your personal information by Bioforte in the manner specified in this Privacy Policy. This policy may change periodically, so please check back from time to time. For your information, the date of the last update to this Privacy Policy is stated at the top of this document. Use of the SquelchIt.com Web Site after this policy is updated indicates your consent to the changed terms of this policy. THIS POLICY WILL EXPLAIN: • What Information We Collect From You, and How We Use That Information • How We Protect Your Information • Bioforte Ownership of Information • Questions About the Privacy Policy WHAT INFORMATION WE COLLECT AND HOW WE USE THAT INFORMATION BIOFORTE does not collect any personally identifiable information from you (e.g., name, address, telephone number, e-mail address) unless you voluntarily choose to disclose such information. We will not sell, trade or rent your personally identifiable information to third parties. Your information may be used for research on usage patterns, product development, online site customization, targeted marketing, entry into contests, promotions, or sweepstakes, customer satisfaction surveys, customer purchasing habits or other purchasing information. If you do not want your personally identifiable information collected, do not submit it to us. Aggregate Information: We collect non-personal information about our customers and Web Site users, and aggregate this statistical information in order to improve our Web Site and the online experience for our users generally. When we say that we may share such information in "aggregate" form, we mean that we will not disclose individual names, addresses, telephone numbers and e-mail addresses unless we have your permission. External companies may be provided aggregate information about our customers and Web Site users on an anonymous basis. Use of IP Addresses: An Internet Protocol ("IP") address is a number that is automatically assigned to your computer whenever you are surfing the Web. Web servers automatically identify your computer by its IP address. When visitors request pages from the Web Site, our servers log the guests' IP addresses. We do not normally link IP addresses to anything personally identifiable, which means that a visitor's session will be logged, but the visitor remains anonymous to us. BIOFORTE collects IP addresses for the purposes of system administration and to audit the use of this Web Site. We also use IP addresses to collect statistical information to send to our advertisers and for other marketing and promotional purposes. Users under 18 years old are not allowed to enter this sweepstakes herein. When appropriate, BIOFORTE may ask you to indicate your age to verify compliance with these policies. Bioforte does not knowingly collect information from our guests under 13 years of age or provide any personally identifying information from such guests to any third party for any reason whatsoever. We do not allow guests known to be under 13 years of age to receive direct marketing communications from Bioforte or from third parties. If we learn or have reason to suspect that a participant user is under age 13, we will promptly delete any personal information that might be stored regarding that user or in that user's account. Change of Ownership or Control: In the event that Bioforte becomes owned or controlled by other individuals or entities, the information we have collected may be transferred to such party or parties. In addition, in order to accommodate changes in our business, we may sell our company or portions of our company or its assets, or sell or buy portions of other companies or their assets. These assets may include information that we have collected through the Web Site. If Bioforte or substantially all of its assets are acquired (or substantially all of the assets relating to that portion of its business responsible for the Web Site), our customer information will be one of the assets transferred to the acquirer. HOW WE PROTECT YOUR INFORMATION Transmission Errors or Unauthorized Acts: Unfortunately, no data transmission over the Internet can be guaranteed to be 100% secure. As a result, while we strive to protect your personal information, Bioforte cannot ensure or warrant the security of any information you transmit to us or any information provided by our on-line products or services, and you do so at your own risk. Bioforte will not be liable for disclosures of your personal information due to errors in transmission or unauthorized acts of third parties. However, once we receive your transmission, we do our best to ensure its security on our systems by making reasonable efforts to protect the information. Security: Any information provided to Bioforte is treated with reasonable care and discretion. When information is shared, Bioforte will take commercially reasonable steps to require that the information be kept private and not be misused. QUESTIONS ABOUT THE PRIVACY POLICY Privacy and security are important to us all. We pursue a full-disclosure approach to responsibly care for the information you have entrusted with us, and we depend on information sharing as our principal means to best serve you. This is why we are committed to building a trusting relationship with you. We will continually monitor customer feedback and seek to improve our services to meet your needs. If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, or would like to provide comments, you can send us an e-mail at info@squelchit.com or by mail to Attn: Webmaster, Bioforte USA LLC 4801 Linton Blvd 11A #643 Delray Beach, FL 33445 By accessing the online Sweepstakes, you agree to be bound by this Privacy Statement. If you do not agree to the terms of this Privacy Statement, please do not participate in this Sweepstakes. Each time you use the Site, the current version of this Privacy Statement will apply. When you use the Site you should check the date of this Privacy Statement (which appears at the top) and review any changes since the last version.
This promotion is in no way sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or associated with, Facebook. You understand that you are providing your information to Wishpond Technologies and On the Ball and not to Facebook. By participating in this promotion you agree to a complete release of Facebook from any claims.
Powered by WishpondWe had just gotten our first puppy and was such a well behaved pup. He grew such a fondness of our cat and wanted to be just like him in every way, following him everywhere, and I mean everywhere. Well our apartment had a square shaped hole cut out at the bottom of the closet in our kitchen when we first moved in, and so we used that as the area to put our cat's litter box in where our cat can go in and out of that hole and do their business in their litter box without stanching up the whole room. Well, one night when everyone was sound a sleep, our little puppy decided to follow our cat into the "litter box room", and bring to my bed some "souvenirs". That morning, I was awaken by this horrid smell, and then as I sat up I saw dangling from my hair and at the end of the bed, cat poo nuggets. UGH, I can smell this memory as if it just happened this morning! The second I saw the poo dangling from my hair I couldn't stop screaming. I was just like the kid from "home alone", screaming, and made a mad dash to the shower to de-poo my hair and self. Our puppy, we made sure did not go in that litter box room again. Our vet found it hysterical, and said they think it is "H'orderves".
I was dating a girl for a few weeks and I decided that I wanted to make it official with her and become boyfriend and girlfriend "officially". That night I brought her out to dinner and we had an enormous meal, after dinner I made it clear that I wanted to become official and she agreed so needless to say I was very happy and I thought nothing could ruin the moment, I was wrong. I was so full and I could not help but to pass a little gas, hoping it would not smell. I was wrong...It smelled so bad that it actually caused my NEW GIRLFRIEND TO RUN TO THE BATHROOM AND THROW UP!...things were never the same between us.
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This was thee worst and most embarrassing stinky moment i've ever had or heard of for that matter. The funny thing is...the plunger arrived right after i bagged the poop by hand!